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laughing at the black iron prison: tom robbins
by Sara Aronson (hermes23w@disinfo.net) - December 22, 2001
Never before has a Bard had a ray gun, that futuristic contraption capable of bursting readers' skulls like an universal embryo, laying contents prey to scrutiny, manipulation, and conversion into a cosmic daiquiri of ah-ha juice. Like archetypical spy flicks, once the cryptic knowledge is demystified, its destined for self-destruction in five seconds, taking the cranium with it and shouting "WHOOPJAMBOREE!" Initiated by Robbins' Certified-Ontological-Ray-Gun for the Repressed, Depressed & Chronically Jovial, the reader dips a timid brain toe into the waters of transcendence, taking gray matter astral skinny dipping.

Naturally, explosive effects might occur for connoisseurs of fine novels that happen across Tom Robbins like enlightened early birds across acres of hashish (when did the Assassins ever need worms?). Cocktail parties of his characters would include outlaws of Woodpecker and cowgirl variety conversing with a former CIA agent and full-time pedophile about duality, perhaps around carafes of Ripple supplied by a middle-aged male countess. Timbuktu University staff (alumni include no less than Robert Anton Wilson, Timothy Leary, Terence McKenna, and John Lilly) listen as a shaman chuckles sublimely. An octogenarian monarch toots cocaine while hobnobbing with a geriatric hacker about authority of choice. Robbins appears, complete with psychology doctorate and a mustache so abused by ponderous munchings it must be thinking of packing up its follicles and moving.

As captivating as showgirls performing mesmerism while hovering two inches above the apex of a lawn sculpture a la Giza, Robbins has stolen hearts of people worldwide like a reluctant magnetic pickpocket in a land of metal wallets. Does his Zen Master Ray Gun convey something emanating newness like sephiroth? Or does he titillate palettes like wine with vintage center Tree of Life ring with insight that's common of art, literature, drugs, and the famed Tantric double lotus?

Pynchon, Joyce, and Dada (who isn't dead) weave chaotic tapestries of the phantom elixir termed alternately God-Allah-YHVH, Tao, Buddha, Slack, and That-Which-Cannot-Be-Named. They make it as easy as cold fusion to understand and labyrinthine to navigate. Although the craftsmanship inherent in compositions such as Finnegans Wake are revered by the clandestine C.R.A.F.T. club haunting Robbins' latest book, Robbins is beloved for the yippeewahoo of life he provides without inscrutability.

What further sets Robbins apart from the deluge of pineal can openers is that he camps not at the top of the mountain with the gurus of impenetrability, nor in the valley in the shadow of self-help. Avoiding the wholly holy and the soulless, he camps at the middle slope and proceeds to whip out a Hibachi to cook up cream of intuition soup. He brings the checkered moments of human existence full vividness and inherent futility.

As described in his new book, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates (2000), people may be at the second story window of a burning building, but if they enjoy the view, then the inferno is forgotten in rapture.

Invalids is a Mobius strip juxtaposing Switters with the CIA, his hacker grandmother, her Matisse blue nude, and desert nuns carrying the Lady of Fatima's secret prophecy. The book heralded future's horns because although it was written before the papacy divulged the Third Fatima secret, Invalids tells different secrets that are a favorite Robbins' theme: pyramid energy.

Yes, the plot beckons, the visuals entrance, the books beg to make a cerebral cocktail. They do vivacious neural belly dances, glimmer like a Sutra jewel, and generally hint of candy, laughter, and ability to ray-gun consciousness to a place of sacred musk and sacrilegious ecstasy. Pulling heartstrings and beating humor's drums, they create symphonies of such purity it can ultimately be felt, whether purposely or not, as waves of music dancing around a grandiose conductor's baton.

 
 
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Blather Bookstore: Still Life With Woodpecker
Gotta love that quarky Blather acumen!

How To Write Like Tom Robbins
An observation of Robbins' working style by a loft-bum artist with a penchant for screenplay manufacture (after his station above a lingerie shop needs to be vacated, of course!).

Basking Robbins: An interview With Tom Robbins
Printed in the cool colors of sunset on a background that looks like someone ritually splayed Tweety and wrote on his (her?) hide, this is represented as an interview originally done by High Frontiers magazine (November, 1985 amongst the company of editors R.U. Sirius, Hailie Unlikely, and Queen Mu.

Dave Edelman Review: Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas
This biased and humorless Virginian-Pilot & Ledger-Star review (November 9th, 1994) by Dave Edelman of Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas attacks author Tom Robbins' New Age satire: "The reader is likely to be plagued with burning questions of his or her own. Such as, does Robbins take any of this astral gobbledygook seriously? And why should tens of thousands of people fork over twenty-four bucks to read it?"

Fools, Frog Pajamas And Tom Robbins
This Motley Fool interview (December 26th, 1995) with Tom Robbins conducted by MF Beta shows only 3 of the reputed 23 questions!

Still Life With Woodpecker: Biographical Excerpts
A brief excerpt from the novel Still Life With Woodpecker (1980) on Neoteny ("remaining young").

The Third Fatima Prophecy
Information surrounding the Marian apparitions that were as shrouded in hints of apocalyptic demise and global conspiracy as a mummy found entombed in mosquito netting. Pack away the antennae on the dogma detector though, this site could sear the more sensitive revolutionary with its orthodoxy!


Scorn it, tout it, or blink it away into the phantasmagoric afterimage realm - the energy of pyramid structures has a large New Age forum here that makes up for its lack of well-rounded critique with the comprehensiveness of its supernatural proposals.

Random House Interview
Robbins does yet another hat-on-a-stick interview with the publisher of his hottest novel. A decent write-up preludes it, although it remains lacking in the fundamental fortification of vitamins and nutrients necessary to maintain a healthy balance of mental function. Robbins plays tag-football with Tantra, his drug experiences, and how the tender bud of childhood was sullied by the fiction imp.

Tom Robbins' Ode To Redheads
A short but quirky essay by Tom Robbins that asks: "How are we to explain the power these daughters of ancient Henna have over us bemused sons of Eros?"

The AFTRlife
A labor of liberation put together for the alt.fan.tom-robbins newsgroup with information on the man behind the madness comparable to the liquor cabinet in a pirate ship (delectable, assorted, but tends to slide down the gullet in a less than polite way.) If Robbins' humor is indeed scatological, this site would be the crowning suppository of its Internet manifestation!

Salon People: Tom Robbins
This Salon article (March 9th, 2000) by Tracy Johnson describes Robbins and his new book with artful candor, with the splendid observation that Robbins is "Force-Feeding the '60s Ethos to the Complacent Children of Hippies."

January Magazine Interview With Tom Robbins
This dialogue goes into depth about some of the concepts in Robbins' newest book, including misinformation, Seattle weather, and the metronomic heartbeat of paradox.

Here In Geoduck Station: Finding A Home Among The Migrants, Mavericks, & Mutants Of The Pacific Northwest
This Seattle Weekly article (May 4th, 2000) shows that even when conducting an acceptance speech, even when losing his "laudatory virginity", even humbly conveying that snake-oil and buttercup scented speaking talent of the verbose, Robbins maintains his style.

Disinformation Dossier On The CIA Fights For The Right To Violate Human Rights
How can one keep the CIA out of anything, let alone one of the most subversive books hitting the bestseller lists? Switters was an "angel" of the spooks, now read about the more neurotic governmental "cowboys" and their smoking pistols.

Disinformation Dossier On Dr. John Cunningham Lilly
Check out the Disinformation dossier on Dr. John Cunningham Lilly.

Disinformation Dossier On R.U. Sirius
Check out the Disinformation dossier on R.U. Sirius.

Disinformation Dossier On Robert Anton Wilson
Check out the Disinformation dossier on Robert Anton Wilson.

Disinformation Dossier On Terence McKenna
Check out the Disinformation dossier on Terence McKenna.

Disinformation Dossier On Timothy Leary
Check out the Disinformation dossier on Timothy Leary.

Disinformation Dossier On William S. Burroughs
Check out the Disinformation dossier on William S. Burroughs.

Disinformation Dossier On Discordianism: A Religion Disguised As A Joke Disguised As A Religion
Check out the Disinformation dossier on Discordianism: A Religion Disguised As A Joke Disguised As A Religion.

Disinformation Dossier On The 23 Enigma: Captain Clark Welcomes You Aboard!
Check out the Disinformation dossier on The 23 Enigma: Captain Clark Welcomes You Aboard!

Tom Robbins: My Life And Work
This Seattle Weekly article (May 4th, 2000) by Roger Downey reveals Tom Robbins' thoughts on love, marriage, literature, life, ten favorite books, and five men of wisdom and power he admires. Highly recommended reading!

 
 


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